Coining New Words

Words that don't exist... but should.

Aquaduxtrous adj. Possessing the abilityy to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Carperpetuation n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piexe of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

Disconfect v. To sterilise the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming that somehow it will "remove" all the germs.

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