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You? You? You Bridezilla!

These are some of the new buzzwords for describing specific people types in Word Spy (http://www.wordspy.com/), a website that is devoted to recently coined words and phrases, old words that are being used in new ways, and existing words that have enjoyed a recent renaissance. Here are some gems:

Bridezilla: A bride-to-be who, while planning her wedding, becomes exceptionally selfish, greedy, and obnoxious.
Backgrounder: It is a combination of bride and Godzilla, that mutant dinosaur that would wade onto land and destroy everything in its path. The bridal version of this monster is created by the maniacal need to have “the perfect day” and she’ll walk over anyone and everything to get it.

Breeder voyeur: A heterosexual person who attends a gay bar or event in order to observe gay life.


Famous hasbian:Actress Anne Heche ditched Ellen DeGeneres and married cameraman Coley Laffoon.
Example citation: “These three girls are not the usual visitors to the gay world: jittery straight couples who sit stiffly, clutching each other as they look around wide-eyed – ‘breeder voyeurs,’ as they are known among gays. – Stephanie Nolen, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, The Globe and Mail, Feb 13, 1999.

Hasbian: A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
Backgrounder: This word appears to be a play on the phrase has-been, a person who was once important or popular but is now largely forgotten. Given such a less-than-flattering association, can there be any doubt that this word was coined by women who are still lesbians?

Himbo: A man who is good-looking, but unintelligent or superficial.
Backgrounder: It is the result of a linguistic sex-change operation that sutured the male pronoun him onto the usually feminine insult bimbo. It’s a better blend than the less intelligible mimbo (male bimbo) mix that was coined in a Seinfeld episode.

Leather spinster: A heterosexual or asexual woman who is happily unmarried and has no desire to seek a mate.
Backgrounder: The phrase leather spinster (where the word “leather” is used to suggest a certain toughness) was popularised a few years ago by Regena English, who founded the Leather Spinster Web site and e-zine (www.leatherspinsters.com).

Toxic bachelor: An unmarried man who is selfish, insensitive, and afraid of commitment.
Backgrounder: This phrase was coined by Candace Bushnell in one of her original Sex and the City columns for the New York Observer in the mid-1990s.

Wasband: An ex-husband.
Backgrounder: A clever and euphonious blend of the words was and husband.

Quick Links: Alternate meanings, The New Foxford Dictionary, Coining New Words

 

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